Mind reader.

So my bff Janice and I have this game we play with each other, where out of nowhere we will randomly text each other and ask, "Can you guess what my new favorite song is?" It usually means that our new "favorite" song is a) ridiculous and b) cheesy and c) has some kind of funny lyrics, but God knows that there are enough ridiculous and cheesy songs with bad lyrics out there, so we like to try to guess as best we can.

I am mad good at this.

The first time, I think it was pretty much a fluke. I had been spending more time than I care to admit listening to Jamn 94.5 last winter, and I found myself particularly taken by a song whose title I couldn't even spell. Janice caught me on IM one morning and said, "Hey, there's this song..." and before I could even let her continue to type, I messaged her back, "Is it called Fresh Asimizzz?" And shit, it was. She could hardly believe it! I said we had a Vulcan mind meld of some kind and left it at that.

But then! Then! I get a text message a few months ago from her, saying, "Hey guess what my new favorite song is!" and so, without even thinking, I texted back, "I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not." Janice texted back, "Yes on the 1st try!!" We decided we had to keep this streak alive.

We did okay on her next few favorites (including "Go Getta" by Young Jeezy and "Glamorous," because if Fergie isn't the queen of cheesy-lyric pop music, then who is?). Unfortunately for Janice, I've been listening to a lot of sports talk radio lately, and so I am grossly behind on what faux-rap Jamn 94.5 has in store for the summer, and I missed her latest favorite "Throw Some D's" which is, according to Janice, "about putting large rims on a Cadillac?" Yeah, not sure.

Anyhow, I'll see if I can guess your favorite song, kind of like Carnac the Magnificent from the Johnny Carson show, but now with songs about lip gloss that be poppin' and 30 inch rims on impalas.