Could it be that OBVIOUS?

So I just watched the videos from my previous post again (again) and, like, duh. Could it be that I just like dudes dressed in suits? That is what both of them are wearing! I was not a Michael Hutchence fan until I saw the video for "New Sensation" a few weeks ago, and I'm like mesmerized by "Simply Irresistible" (how apropos of a title), and now, I realize, they are wearing the same outfit.

What other videos feature dorky guys in suits? Is this why I loved the geek with glasses from Twisted Misters? Do I have some kind of latent attraction to this kind of thing, some kind of repressed memory?

OMG!

Is this why I one day I just randomly fell in love with FDIAETSIHACO #1, Zac Efron????!?!??!

I need to go read a book or something.

Famous dudes I am embarassed to say I have a crush on, #2 (a two-parter, for one reason)

Thanks to the wonders of the television station The Tube, I have found myself taken back in time to an era when videos were super low-budget but slyly sexy. And so this week, I regret to inform all of you that I have a crush on

Michael Hutchence.

And Robert Palmer.

Why am I embarassed, you ask? Well, for starters, they are both sort of dead. That's kind of weird. I don't think I have a crush on any other dead guys, except maybe Abraham Lincoln.

And secondly, Michael Hutchence died in sort of a skeevy way (erotic strangulation!) and was kind of skeevy in general (always looks a little too sweaty). I don't even like long hair. And Robert Palmer, well, he just wasn't really that hot. Maybe in that kind of eighties-goofball kind of way. I'm not sure. He had a lot more hit songs than I remembered, though.

So I don't know what my problem is. But when I see the videos for "New Sensation" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FmW811ZcVDs) and "Simply Irresistible" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=M3geoXOdnJQ) I can't look away.

Ericalina Simpson
She's a little fatter than I am in real life, but I totally have those pants. I got them at Express in 2003. I still wear them. I'll probably wear them this week.

And so on, and so forth, and a MST3K link --

It has been hotter than Hades here for the past week or so. This is not fun for someone with 1) asthma and 2) a sinus infection. Also it makes Freddie restless at night and then he decides to go to the bathroom in the house. And throw up sometimes. But I still love my Doodle. He is mostly a good boy, like 95% of the time. Today it finally cooled a bit, but then it thundered and rained and now it's like walking through wet cotton. UGH, dee-sgusting.

So I was kind of bummed that on SYTYCD last week the two breakers got eliminated. More Sara than Dom, of course, since he apparently is, like, a major pervert with no concept of personal space! Groping Kat Deeley, making out with Lauren, talking all about Jaymie's body a few weeks ago. Ugh, he was like a boy who had never seen boobies before unleashed at boobie camp or something. I was growing weary of it.

Sara, though, had one bad week, and one REALLY bad outfit (I mean, berets? Really?? Did Salt n Pepa even wear berets?), and then bam, gone. I will miss her. But if I get to go to the show, which I am seriously hoping I get to do, then I will bring some kind of Sara RULES sign to show my love for her. If I had my druthers, Lauren the Tranny Man Face/Misha Chan would go home next, along with Mr. B Natural (aka Neil -- watch this link to see what I am talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8kH4XyWjq4). Then Danny can go (I know, I know, he's got a great core or whatever, but I'm tired of his face being all smug). I'm officially on the Sabra and Pasha train. I wouldn't mind jumpin' on that caboose. Hey now!

Before I go watch something pointless on television, here are some pics of our trip to NJ.

Mike's at that bunny ears are hysterical age.

Cody is like a tiny baby horse dog.

Jack's a pretty handsome fellow himself. We had fun :)