I'm too old for this program.

Here are some texts exchanged last night between me and two friends while watching the VMAs:

"Brit sucked! Was she on crack?"
"Did u watch that disaster?"
"I was shocked @ how bad she was. It was like a bad dance recital!"
"Awful. Absolute disaster. She totally sucked it hard core."
"Besides the awful lipsyncing she is way too thick for that outfit!"
"Wow. Just. Wow."
"Why did she dance so slow?"
"She looked like she was on sedatives."
"Definitely some muscle relaxers & something for her nerves."
"And vodka."
"Brit is dunn."

"Ahaha chris just said 'is that ricky martin?' It was robin thicke."
"Common is DELICIOUS."
"Rhianna=gorgeous."
"Who are the black dudes that just sang with fall out boy?"
"No idea but fall out boy is singing with everyone."
"Is that t.i. with jt?"
"Also adam levine looks so gay lately. Is he?"
"Is jamie foxx hammered?"
"I think they are all hammered. Seriously shittanked out of their minds. Justin, Jaime, Diddy, all of them."
"The black dudes with fall out boy were gym class heroes."
"Mjb better save this show."
"Dre is jacked"
"Dre is HUGE"
"Who just sang that before mjb came out?"
"Tommy lee and kid rock really fought?"
"I am so confused. It might be bedtime."