SYTYC get tix to see SYTYCD?

Well, kind of. I tried to get tickets for a bunch of us to go see the SYTYCD tour when it comes to Boston this September, but seriously could not get a single pair of tickets about 6 minutes after tickets went on sale! What the eff? Dudes, I know Pasha is hot, and Kameron too, and okay, Neil too, but for reals? Sold out?

But that's okay. We are troopers and we are going to Manch-Vegas the following week to see them there, holla!

Here are some thoughts on the final four contestants. And by some thoughts, I mean "my" thoughts.

Neil: I have completely changed my tune on this guy. H-O-T-T. And a pretty good dancer. That plange or whatever the hell it was called last week with Sabra during the jazz routine? I literally Woooeeddd in my living room. I felt like Mary Murphy, and that's just CRAZY!

Sabra: Since everyone I know loves her, how can she lose? However, I'm not getting my hopes up. I think Lacey's fanbase of "Black Parade of Teenagers with Bad Weaves" is too big to be denied. But Sabra to me is the whole package. She does everything so well! And she's cute and modest to boot! And she isn't an ass dancer!

Lacey: This girl should invest in a better weave-maker and stop with the ass dancing. Are you serious, "Oh I think I put my butt near the camera? Oops!" Your ass is everywhere. Except around a pole, where it should be!

Danny: A vacant stare with legs.

Don't forget to watch tonight at 8 on Fox! And vote vote vote!

Can I vote for Wade to come to my house and teach me to dance?